4 : Idiots Only Event: Kin (2027)

Imagine fifty people trying to look "regal" while wearing mismatched socks and expressions of pure confusion. It’s going on the mantle. Why "Kin"?

I can refine the and details to match your group’s exact brand of chaos. 4 : Idiots Only Event: Kin

To everyone who showed up: stay foolish. To everyone who didn't: there’s always room in the family. Imagine fifty people trying to look "regal" while

A massive butcher paper scroll where attendees traced their lineage back to various fictional characters, historical blunders, and, for some reason, a specific brand of toaster. for some reason