Barnaby adjusted his pizza-synth, unbothered. "Artie, look at the breakdown! We got a 9 for 'Vibe' but a 2 for 'Lyrical Depth.' Apparently, people didn't find the fourteen-minute ballad about a sentient toaster 'intellectually stimulating.'" "It was a metaphor for the Cold War!" Arthur shouted.
Determined to break the 7.0 barrier, they decided their next show needed more "edge." They booked a gig at The Iron Lung , a club known for hosting experimental noise bands and depressed poets. 6.9 / 10 ComedyMusi...
The review score was the final blow for "The Funky Fiddle," a musical comedy duo consisting of Arthur, a failed classical violinist, and Barnaby, a man who played a synthesizer shaped like a giant slice of pepperoni pizza. Barnaby adjusted his pizza-synth, unbothered
Arthur sighed, finally satisfied. "See, Barnaby? It’s all about the 'threat' factor." Determined to break the 7
Arthur swapped his tuxedo for shredded denim. Barnaby added a "crust" setting to his synth that sounded like a garbage disposal fighting a lawnmower. They walked onto the stage to a crowd of three people: a bored bartender, a guy named 'Stitch' who was knitting a sweater out of copper wire, and a professional critic from ComedyMusicHub.
"A 6.9," Arthur whispered, his bow trembling. "Barnaby, we’re a meme. We aren't even a 'solid 7.' We're a suggestive decimal point."