Star Wars Armada – Battle Report 2 – We’re Jammin’
A battle between Rebels and Imperials. Jerjerrod vs Madine. A fighter-heavy engagement with use of TIE phantoms and Jamming Fields.
Two hours later, he got a reply: "Oh my god. I thought I lost 'The Churchkhela Incident' when my laptop died in Tbilisi. That was the day I decided to quit blogging and actually start looking at the trees instead of the viewfinder. Thanks for the trip back."
Leo deleted his copy, but he changed the metadata first. He renamed it: blogika dildo.mp4
The video wasn't what the title suggested. "Blogika" was the name of her short-lived travel site. And the "dildo"? It was a mistranslation. Maya was standing in a remote village in the Republic of Georgia, holding a long, candle-shaped object covered in nuts and grape juice. Two hours later, he got a reply: "Oh my god
"So, the locals call this Churchkhela," Maya said to the shaky camera, stifling a giggle. "But my guide, who speaks zero English, keeps pointing at it and saying something that sounds suspiciously like… well, you see the file name." Thanks for the trip back
As Leo watched, he realized this wasn't a "scandal" file. It was a time capsule of a girl trying to find herself before the internet became a place where everyone had to be perfect.
The video followed Maya through a rainy afternoon in the Caucasus mountains. She wasn't the polished, filtered influencer of the modern era. She had frizzy hair, a stained backpack, and a genuine, wheezing laugh. She talked about being lonely, about how her blog had four readers, and how she was pretty sure she was lost.
A battle between Rebels and Imperials. Jerjerrod vs Madine. A fighter-heavy engagement with use of TIE phantoms and Jamming Fields.
Our first battle running stuff from wave 6.
We see a Light Carrier, Hammerhead and Disposable Capacitors getting a try-out.
Some commentary on Battle Report 4 concerning Warlord, Captain Jonus, Biggs Darklighter and more.
A write up of interesting observations and learning from my most recent Star Wars Armada battle.
– Jamming Fields
– Suppressor
– TIE Phantoms
– E-WIngs
A Rebel Assault frigate that I rescued and painted up in grey. Extensive usage of dry-brushing for highlights.
A recently painted squadron of Rebel Fighters for Star Wars Armada. A-Wings, Y-Wings, B-Wings and X-Wings.