Arthur woke up on the kitchen linoleum with a single, pressing mission: His daughter’s birthday party was starting in three hours, and he had promised "The World’s Best Pancakes." The problem? The celebratory drinks from last night’s championship win were still very much in charge of his motor skills.
Determined, he crawled toward the stove. He found a frying pan and tossed it toward the burner. It landed perfectly... upside down. He didn't care. He poured the batter (which was mostly flour and orange juice at this point) onto the bottom of the pan. Drunken Dad Simulator ingyenes letöltés
Arthur looked up, eyes hovering in two different directions, and gave a shaky thumbs up. "Making... memories, kiddo. Pure... memories." Arthur woke up on the kitchen linoleum with