Midwestthangs.mp4 — Mads.nakey

We don't have hobbies; we have the weather. 'It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.' Or, 'We really needed this rain.'

It’s not a condiment; it’s a beverage. If it doesn't have ranch on it, is it even food? mads.nakey midwestthangs.mp4

If you bump into someone, or if you almost bump into someone, or if you’re just existing in someone’s general vicinity, you have to say, 'Ope!' It’s not a choice, it’s a reflex. 'Ope, just gonna squeeze past ya there.' We don't have hobbies; we have the weather

When you’re driving on a backroad and you see another car, you have to do the 'one-finger salute' off the steering wheel. Just the index finger. Anything more is too aggressive. We don't have hobbies