(To her phone)"Hey guys! Today’s look is ‘Wrongly Accused Chic.’ Use code NOT-GUILTY for 10% off these leggings. Also, pray for Jorginho’s soul, even though he stole my life savings. #Blessed #WidowVibes." BETE Thyellen, put the phone down! We are suspects!

Neither of you realizes we’re in a Netflix show, do you? The killer is always the one you least suspect. (Everyone looks at the cat.) Production Context

(Sips champagne, winces)Well, at least the house is nice. If we’re going to be trapped in a murder investigation, I’m taking the master bedroom. I believe my "engagement" ring—which was actually a deposit for a yacht—gives me squatter’s rights.

To create a piece inspired by (Unsuspicious), the 2022 Brazilian comedy-mystery series on Netflix , I have drafted a short, satirical script scene.

The lavish, gold-leafed dining room of Jorginho’s mansion. A half-eaten papaya and a very expensive bottle of champagne sit on the table. Characters:

That’s not evidence, Thyellen. That’s his hairpiece. It must have fallen off during the struggle.

(Gasping)Look! Jorginho’s cat is eating the evidence!

(Staring at the champagne)He died as he lived. Cheap. This isn’t even vintage 2012.