[s2e4] — Principal's Office
As they walked back down the hallway, Janine was already scribbling notes on her flyers. "Okay, so maybe a budget red carpet. We can use that red butcher paper from the art room..."
"A toga?" Gregory sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Ava, you can't rename the school after yourself. There are boards. There are laws ."
Gregory stopped and looked at her. "Janine, you’re not actually going to do this, are you?" [S2E4] Principal's Office
Gregory watched her hurry away, then looked back at the principal's office. He took a deep breath and started walking toward the breakroom. He needed a very large cup of very mediocre coffee.
Janine leaned forward, trying to find a silver lining. "Well, rebranding could be a way to increase community engagement! Maybe we could call it 'The Abbott Achievement Center'?" As they walked back down the hallway, Janine
"Okay, look," Ava started, not looking up. "I’m rebranding the school's image. 'Abbott Elementary' is too... academic. It sounds like a place where people learn things. I need something with more zip . Something that says 'I might be a student here, but I’m also a burgeoning influencer.'"
Ava made a face like she’d just bitten into a lemon. "Gross. No. I was thinking 'The Coleman Academy for Excellence and Aesthetic Management.' I’ve already drafted the logo. It’s me, but in a toga, holding a golden whistle." "Ava, you can't rename the school after yourself
Gregory looked at her, his expression flat. "Janine, this is Ava. She doesn't 'discuss logistics.' She summons people so she can have an audience for her latest TikTok dance or to find someone to go get her a sugar-free vanilla latte."