One of the most unique "interesting texts" within the game is a literal text adventure found during the mission . While infiltrating a virtual reality network, the Boss is forced to play through a parody of old-school text games titled Dragons and Tears . Key highlights from this sequence include:
While the text and story remain identical, the remaster significantly updates the visual presentation: Saints Row The Third Remastered Review - GameGrin
is a high-definition update to the 2011 open-world classic, notorious for trading the serious gang drama of its predecessors for a "more is more" philosophy of sheer absurdity. The Iconic "Text Adventure" Mission
: Johnny Gat dismisses Phillipe Loren’s heritage by saying, "Same thing," later telling him to "go make yourself a waffle".
: During a heist, Gat jokes about his lack of hygiene with, "Hope you don't mind hepatitis" or "She's got the hep!". Remastered Changes
Saints-row-the-third-remastered Apr 2026
One of the most unique "interesting texts" within the game is a literal text adventure found during the mission . While infiltrating a virtual reality network, the Boss is forced to play through a parody of old-school text games titled Dragons and Tears . Key highlights from this sequence include:
While the text and story remain identical, the remaster significantly updates the visual presentation: Saints Row The Third Remastered Review - GameGrin saints-row-the-third-remastered
is a high-definition update to the 2011 open-world classic, notorious for trading the serious gang drama of its predecessors for a "more is more" philosophy of sheer absurdity. The Iconic "Text Adventure" Mission One of the most unique "interesting texts" within
: Johnny Gat dismisses Phillipe Loren’s heritage by saying, "Same thing," later telling him to "go make yourself a waffle". The Iconic "Text Adventure" Mission : Johnny Gat
: During a heist, Gat jokes about his lack of hygiene with, "Hope you don't mind hepatitis" or "She's got the hep!". Remastered Changes
