: A beat poet who finds a flaw in every woman he dates—until he meets Harriet.
After a series of failed relationships, Charlie falls for Harriet Michaels, whom he meets at her butcher shop. His happiness is quickly overshadowed by paranoia as he notices details that align with tabloid reports of a murderous bride who kills her husbands on their honeymoons. Despite his fears, Charlie marries Harriet, leading to a suspenseful and comedic confrontation at a secluded hotel. So I Married an Axe Murderer
: Charlie's best friend, a police detective who wishes his job were more like a Hollywood action movie. : A beat poet who finds a flaw
: A charming butcher who Charlie suspects may be a serial killer known as "Mrs. X". Despite his fears, Charlie marries Harriet, leading to
: Charlie's eccentric, Scottish-immigrant father, known for his conspiracy theories about the Pentavirate .