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"The invoice from Dunder Mifflin? No, Michael," Pam said, not looking up from her Solitaire game. "Dwight, you’re just jealous because there isn't an
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"No, no. The package . The digital package. The future of management." Michael turned to the documentary camera, a smug grin spreading across his face. "I found a website. Very exclusive. Very underground. It’s called 'The Regional Manager Free Download.' Apparently, it’s a software suite that automates all the boring parts of my job so I can focus on the 'people' stuff. The improv, the characters, the birthday planning. It’s like a second brain, but with my hair."